My Man Has Two Jobs!

"if wishes were dresses, my closet would be full"

     There are times at the work when I just feel like screaming just to let off steam. Usually when I have had it up to here. Then I'd wish I could say like Rochelle of Everybody Hates Chris “Hey! I don’t need this, My man has two jobs!” *flip hair and storm out*. Though I hate to break it to Rochelle because bragging about her man having two jobs wasn't a good thing in her case since even with his two jobs they were struggling to make ends meet.

     Nevertheless,  I just love the way she says it. The pride in her voice with her head held up high trying to pass across the message that its not a do or die affair, the job is just on the side hence she doesn't really need it and so she can quit at anytime. I can just imagine how good it feels saying it. If you do not know her actual predicament (just like the person she is speaking to) you will actually envy her. Lolz.

To Confuse You and Not To Convince You

That moment in an exam when I'm writing and writing but on the inside I'm like i don't even know what i'm doing. Yea right! I'm trying to convince them in every way i can, even if it means enlarging my hand-writing so that the exam sheet doesn't look empty or repeating the points i have made previously by rephrasing them, If you can't convince them, confuse them!! *never say die* That's the spirit. This has always worked for me sha.
This is definately not an option. Haba!

i guess its exam fever

Ehen! this is more like it...Looolz 

Marking scripts no be easy thing o! especially when its theory and not objective, you see various kinds of hand-writings, spellings, grammar and gbagauns that give you headache.
With these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you, lol.

Fellow Nigerians

"Arise O' Compatriots!"

Just looking at my phone this morning and seeing "Oct 1"made my heart start pounding, anxiety .... mehn! this year is almost over.
Happy Birthday Nigeria. Older! I'll take a rain check on wiser. 53years of trying to make it work. Is it working? or have we lost the plot? i don't want to whining about what is and ought to be in this nation cos it could have been worse than it actually is so I'm thankful.
Sent from my desk® at work :(